Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Cats. Women. Sandwiches.
Once upon a time, I visited the house of the guy who writes that blog. We watched a double feature of Cat People, Curse of the Cat People, and After Hours. We ate chicken salad and pimento cheese sandwiches--by which I mean sandwiches made with either chicken salad or pimento cheese, not sandwiches made with both simultaneously. That would be dangerous. It was quite a lot of fun and I learned many things, including:
1) Cats are evil
2) Sometimes women are cats.
3) Sometimes women are evil, but generally they mean well. Or at least have a good excuse.
4) Linda Fiorentino makes for an alluring sculptor of paper mache. She wasn't a cat. Sometimes she was naked.
That is all.
Except that, yes, I understand three movies technically makes more of a triple feature than a double feature, but I'll refer you to Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy--which featured five books--and let you draw your own conclusions about arithmetic.